He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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