hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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