SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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