Non-Jews are for practice
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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