even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
dude. I can hear the air.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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