Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Did I show you my penis last night?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Randomize
