It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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