Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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