There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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