Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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