And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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