she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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