If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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