he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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