: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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