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And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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