two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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