you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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