why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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