Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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