Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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