How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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