We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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