brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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