apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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