even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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