i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Randomize
