I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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