Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
