Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My ass is underappreciated
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
