we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
