You really coming over, don't trick.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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