I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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