Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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