I can't watch pbs sober anymore
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
