So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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