He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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