weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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