just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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