Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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