I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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