Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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