lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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