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Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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