In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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