Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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