your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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