it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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