its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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