I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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